Want to find out how long you have to live, check out the Death Clock. It will show you the number of seconds you have to live. I did my dad and it told me he had already expired. I better not tell dad that piece of information.

For Cinco de Mayo, we have the OC Weekly column called Ask a Mexican. Each week, Gustavo Arellano answers questions from anyone about Mexican culture and stereotypes. Both entertaining and educational.

I forgot today was No Pants Day. Catch up on the lack of pants activities in your area.

Missed the Fry’s ad in the local paper, http://www.frys-electronics-ads.com/ has the local Fry’s ads so you can look them up. Rather useful if you don’t subscribe to the local paper yet still want to see what is at Fry’s. Usually, the site is a day behind.

Note: Fry’s advertises on the San Jose Sharks games. One of the few electronics places that has adverts during hockey games.

Yes, you are. Here’s a site that will take away your boredom blues at work. If you can’t find anything to squander 10 minutes of your life looking at, here’s this guy’s graduation speech pitch. I love the mention of Gretzky.

Are you still a virgin, want to get laid, and do you protect net neutrality? Then hope on over to this quirk little site. She does seem a little geared towards the male gender. Check out the terms of service and see what is and isn’t allowed. Why is there something in there about genital damage? Ouch…..

Have you always dreamed of bossing around a hot chick in stockings? Here’s is your chance with an old Burger King site called Subservient Chicken. Make the chicken do what you want by typing in the commands you want it to execute.

This might be one of the strangest sites I’ve seen for a mainstream company.

From yahoo.com and ironic to be on this site:

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) – Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Senator Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like “Truck Nutz” and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

See the rest of the story on yahoo.com.

Not one but two groups dedicated to documenting people who park like assholes.

Go to the original or the higher bandwidth copy. The only thing you need to do is find someone parking like an asshole and document it. Shouldn’t be too hard to do.