Month: April 2008

Yes, you are. Here’s a site that will take away your boredom blues at work. If you can’t find anything to squander 10 minutes of your life looking at, here’s this guy’s graduation speech pitch. I love the mention of Gretzky.

Are you still a virgin, want to get laid, and do you protect net neutrality? Then hope on over to this quirk little site. She does seem a little geared towards the male gender. Check out the terms of service and see what is and isn’t allowed. Why is there something in there about genital damage? Ouch…..

Have you always dreamed of bossing around a hot chick in stockings? Here’s is your chance with an old Burger King site called Subservient Chicken. Make the chicken do what you want by typing in the commands you want it to execute.

This might be one of the strangest sites I’ve seen for a mainstream company.

From yahoo.com and ironic to be on this site:

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) – Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Senator Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like “Truck Nutz” and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

See the rest of the story on yahoo.com.

Not one but two groups dedicated to documenting people who park like assholes.

Go to the original or the higher bandwidth copy. The only thing you need to do is find someone parking like an asshole and document it. Shouldn’t be too hard to do.

Traveling this summer and want to know where all the Muffler Men are along your route? Roadside America is your place to go. All the Route 66 kitsch you can stand.

Pictures of failure. Really. Mostly funny and some are rather peculiar. Something for everyone’s taste.

If you want to see that hot chicks will date someone like you , you need to know that they will date douchebags. See the douchebags and babes online.

Want to find out if that e-mail you just got about the girl in Alabama that was eaten by a landshark is true? Go to http://www.snopes.com/to check it out.

Did I tell you I meet my wifey on Match.com? Well, I did. Here’s some profile information from the losers who don’t find a match.

It ain’t called pathetic personals for nothing.