Found Magazine

This site publishes stuff that people find on the ground. Strange apologizes, break ups, and other random stuff is the norm. Read and enjoy.

Cats that Look Like Hitler

Ever wonder what happened to that guy who smoked too much pot in high school? He may have went on to found this site. I’m not sure who the first person to notice a resemblance between their cat and Hitler but I guarantee you that he was stoned when he made the observation.

Buy t-shirts and other stuff to commemorate your visit to the site.

Tom Cruise is Nuts

Ok, I don’t necessarily believe that Tom Cruise is nuts but here’s a fairly slick site that makes a good argument towards this end. Check out the disclaimer at the very bottom of the first page about the use of the word nuts. Check out all the quotes. Kill some time looking at the site.

Funny thing about this site is that I found it because Leo LaPorte, the tech guy, reported that Tom Cruise was buying the ad words Tom Cruise to put up his official site. Kill some time looking at the site.

Which on is better? False choice. They are both good sites.

How Many 5 Year Olds Can You Fight?

Want to know how many 5 year olds you can fight? Go to this site, give your information, and following these rules, you will know how many 5 year olds you can fight. Here are the rules:

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects
  • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
  • The children are merciless and will show no fear
  • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is “out.” The same goes for you.

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

Why did someone notice that alot of men grow old and look like Kenny Rogers? Maybe too much time at Hometown Buffet. Take a look at the number of men who do look like Kenny Rogers. Maybe the should start a site called men who look like Bob Seger?

VaultStreet

I tried to get a job here but was unsuccessful but I still like there product. Vaultstreet provides storage for you electronic statements. They go out and get the statements and other images for you in one central place. The nice thing is that come tax time, all you important stuff is in one place. This is a new product so we’ll see how it progresses overtime. So far, I like it.

New Egg

A great place to check out computer prices, get reviews on the new E6600 quad core processor or just check out prices on new computers is newegg.com. I use the site to do price comparisons on the computers I see in fliers in the paper. I like using this site and overstock.com to make sure I don’t overpay on electronics.

Death Clock

Want to find out how long you have to live, check out the Death Clock. It will show you the number of seconds you have to live. I did my dad and it told me he had already expired. I better not tell dad that piece of information.

Ask A Mexician

For Cinco de Mayo, we have the OC Weekly column called Ask a Mexican. Each week, Gustavo Arellano answers questions from anyone about Mexican culture and stereotypes. Both entertaining and educational.