Subservient Chicken

Have you always dreamed of bossing around a hot chick in stockings? Here’s is your chance with an old Burger King site called Subservient Chicken. Make the chicken do what you want by typing in the commands you want it to execute.

This might be one of the strangest sites I’ve seen for a mainstream company.

State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles

From yahoo.com and ironic to be on this site:

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) – Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Senator Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like “Truck Nutz” and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

See the rest of the story on yahoo.com.

You Park Like an Asshole

Not one but two groups dedicated to documenting people who park like assholes.

Go to the original or the higher bandwidth copy. The only thing you need to do is find someone parking like an asshole and document it. Shouldn’t be too hard to do.

Pathetic Personals

Did I tell you I meet my wifey on Match.com? Well, I did. Here’s some profile information from the losers who don’t find a match.

It ain’t called pathetic personals for nothing.

Dogster and Catster

Finding a good veterinary in your area is difficult. If your neighbors don’t have pets, where do you go for good information?

Try using http://www.dogster.com/ or http://www.catster.com/ to get a recommendation on a vet in your area.

Note: My cat Tioga has more friends on Catster than I do on Myspace.

Jump the Shark

When did the Gilmore Girls jump the shark? What the heck is jumping the shark? Checkout http://jumptheshark.com/ to find out when the GGs jump the shark and what is jumping the shark.

Note: The idea for this website came from a co-worker who didn’t know what jump the shark meant. So, I figured I needed to have a site dedicated to trivia like this so everyone would know this stuff.